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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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tallsc

Hello fellow QSMP Tumblr people, I would like to make a offer and would love to see if this can catch on.

If we're adopting A1, let's go all out. We're taking care of this kid.

At least three times a week, someone on Tumblr, under the "qsmp a1 tasks" tag, should draw or write something about A1 doing at least one of the official tasks for that day or the prior few days (cause I know it takes time to draw or write). It doesn't have to be huge, could be anything from a sketch to a full picture or comic, from a few sentences to a full short story, as long as it appears under the tag and has something to do with A1 and one of the recent tasks! (Please say somewhere what task you're doing and what day it was from.)

A1 doesn't mind what name you use - Ai, Aaron, Ivan, just A1, something else entirely - as long as you still use the right tag so everyone can see that there's been a task completed. They also use any pronouns and have a whole wardrobe of accessories, again as long as it's clear in the art or story that the egg is A1 and not one of the other eggs.

Feel free though to include yourself or your OCs or one of the QSMP members or none or all of them, this is just a series of writing/drawing prompts with a purpose, go wild and have fun!

Due to it being Saturday already, required tasks won't start until this Monday. After that, let's see how long we can keep our community's new kid going!

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If anyone would like to translate this into any of the other three languages, I will gladly add the translations to this post and credit you for doing so. I want to make this visible and accessible to as many people as possible.

Translations below (French by @lb1412, Portuguese by @aurora-bore-aura)

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cagedvessels
batsarebetterthanpeople

here's my hot take about my generation and people younger than me (I'm 22 years old)

The reason current teenagers and people in their really early 20s are conservative on accident and have such shitty takes on the internet is because our generation was much more sheltered than previous generations and because we were raised to be ok with orwellian servailence and that is 100% the fault of our parents, Reagan Era kidnapping panics, and the rise of technology all coming together to prevent us from doing the sketchy shit that sends parents into panic mode but which is also completely fundemental to childhood development. If your parents had even a crumb of money to their name and even a shred of free time they started tracking your phone as soon as it was possible to. I did not experience this because my parents are actively trying to live like it's the 1990s and still have not gotten cell phones of their own, and did not let me have one until I was 18 years old and it was no longer their choice, but literally over half of my friends in middle and high school had their phones tracked by their parents at some point or other, and we would occasionally find this out, not because their parents told them, but when we were trying to do the aforementioned sketchy shit and their parent's car would pull up. And I would, like a reasonable person after finding this out, encourage my friends to just leave their phones at home, and their response would be "What if I get kidnapped" or "My parents are just trying to keep me safe"

This in my estimation has lead to a combination of kids being terminally online because they do have internet access and are better at deleting search history than their parents think they are, but don't have the freedom to go out and do shit without their parents' knowledge or consent, so they have the most privacy from the people who control their lives while they're on the internet, and kids not having the real world experiences they should have, not knowing how to connect with other people irl, not feeling comfortable leaving the house because of the horror story lies their parents told them to make them ok with the surveillance they were inflicting on their kids. Kids these days are growing up in the fucking panopticon when they should be out in the woods playing with knives or stealing cigarettes from their older sibling and going out to an empty parking lot to smoke them or whatever and that shit is sticking with them into adulthood. Things that were "tee hee we could get in trouble isn't this so fun and daring" in the 1990s and 2000s have become in the 2010s and 2020s things that are "If I do that without texting my parents some sort of lie to excuse where my location is my parent's car will pull up and I will get grounded for the next two weeks."

Like even when I was 19 I had a 16 year old friend who would volunteer their time at a food shelf and that's how we knew each other. We would talk about dungeons and dragons together, and the game store was 4 blocks from the food shelf. One day we left the food shelf earlier than they had told their parents they would and they got punished for that. We were literally just going to look at dungeons and dragons miniatures and dice, which was self evident if you could see where we started and how far we walked and where too. I have to assume that this isn't uncommon. It's wrong, but it's not uncommon.

batsarebetterthanpeople

Ok it has become apparent to me that people do not understand what I mean by conservative on accident.

Nobody my age is voting republican. Let's be clear on that. With the exception of a small minority of gamer gaters and people who were raised in actual cults most people my age are either commies or good liberals who votes straight blue down the ticket. This is because of the greta thunberg effect. We're all afraid of dying of thirst because there's no water anymore at the age of 35. Wealthy white children are no longer safe with the republican party which has become less of a political party and more of a death cult, and white children are less wealthy than they used to be (I specify white because POC by in large never voted for the party of the southern strategy for obvious reasons). We as a generation are so insanely blue that they're trying to raise the voting age to 25 about it.

This liberalism and party affiliation doesn't preclude them from being conservative on accident. What I mean by that is... Well

No kink at pride is a great example. The assumption that pride should exist at all makes them think that they're immune to conservative logic but they're still trying to enforce a dominant ideology onto a minority group. That person who made the tweet about how you shouldn't have sex in houses where there are children in the other room and if you can't avoid it you're a sex addict. That's a great example of like straight up puritanism coming out of the mouth of someone who proports themselves to be a leftist

If you ever see a discourse that feels like an obvious psyop as an adult and you can't understand why these supposed leftist youths are falling for it it's because that kid has never had sex in the woods and had to try to buy plan b under their parent's nose. My generation is dumb about sex. We're dumb about drugs. We're dumb about theft. We moralize literally everything. We're so dumb about stranger danger that we never learned how to community organize so while the vast vast majority of us are crushed by existential dread about debt and climate change but we never do anything about it because we just don't know how to organize because we're raised to see everyone else as a threat and we never went to or organized parties as teens because our parents would always know and stop us.

They managed to invent a generation that hates capitalism but fully buys into individualism and who is supportive of queer people and way less monogamous than previous generations but who still buys into the base assumptions of the nuclear family and thinks sex is evil. The levels of politics going on here are way weirder and stupider and more complicated than "young people vote republican and watch Fox news"

hairasuntouchedaspartoftheamazon

I've never seen anybody explain it so well

fandomloverangel
I am… a jar of pickles soaked in fruit punch I sure hope I don’t look like that
ollietreetime

theuniversedreamteam asked:

Can I just say, that the frowny face you constantly give seal Sammy is absolutely adorable? (Along with seal Jack in general of course but Sammy’s seal expressions stand out to me lol)

ollietreetime answered:

HAHAHAHA oh my gosh, thank u so much! He is so dumb and I love drawing his dumb mad face and I’m so glad people like it as much as I do

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Edit: u can have a him as a treat

yay a treat! angry seal reblog
cmholden
benjaminutes:
“Hey, remember that Bro Strider cosplayer back when Vine was a thing? The guy who made that one Homestuck vine you laughed at once? I think there was one where I put illuminati triangles over my shades? Does that sound...
benjaminutes

Hey, remember that Bro Strider cosplayer back when Vine was a thing? The guy who made that one Homestuck vine you laughed at once? I think there was one where I put illuminati triangles over my shades? Does that sound familiar?

Regardless, I (that guy) am going to be participating in a big charity fundraiser event benefiting The Trevor Project - a nonprofit focused on suicide prevention efforts among lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, and questioning youth - on July 28th, 29th and 30th from 10am to 8pm pacific each day over on https://www.twitch.tv/benjaminuteslive!

For every $2 donated I will be reading/voicing another page of Homestuck, but that’s not all. There will be a handful of other ways to torture me with my past cringe as well as our BIG goals…

at $2,500 I will be forced to stream the cringiest fan content I ever made (trust me, it’s really bad, I’ve avoided it for years for a reason)

and the goal I’m REALLY scared about:

at $5,000 I will make 5 brand new Bro Strider vines… words that I never thought I would ever utter

So consider stopping by and watching me dissolve live on camera! It’s for a good cause! I just need to keep reminding myself that it’s for a good cause!!!

Oh also, in case you still don’t remember who I even am, maybe you recognize one or two of these?:

ceno-bitten
cecelovesrats

"tumblr is not easy to use" girl hunderds of thousands of people figured it out. it's not rocket science

cecelovesrats

i do think it could be good to implement a tutorial. i can imagine it is a bit intimidating to join tumblr when all you're used to is tiktok, insta, twitter etc. eventually people figure it out on their own but a bit of support wouldn't hurt! just. don't change the entire platform to try and appease these confused newbies